Friday afternoon incidentals

1. Short, fat people may get rights under new Massachusetts law... Mother holding a 3-year old, attacked by shark, beats it off with camera.... Daycare shut down after infants found crying in storage closet... My boy, The Mad Hatter NJ bank robber strikes again; I'm jealous because I'm finally realising he just may have a few more hats than me...
   
   Oh, and the paparazzi boob, I mean boo Pamela Anderson at Cannes.