How to Know If He's a Keeper (BARF!)

These AOL News fluff pieces are a guilty pleasure of mine. I guess when its a slow news day AOL dips into their arsenal like anyone else; fire up that milquetoaster and lather up some buttery and disposable articles. Speaking of buttery, I would kill for a warm slice of diner toast right now, but anyway...

Tonight when I signed on to AOL, I noticed this amazing exposé on "How to Know If He's a Keeper: What Kind of Attention Means He's Really Into You? 11 Deal Breakers" AOL is truly at the top of their game because let me tell you girlfriend, this article could not have come a moment too soon.

How to Know If He's a Keeper: Whether you are in a relationship or have just met someone, you may be asking if your man is truly the right one for you. AOL Love and Sex Coach, Dr. Bethany Marshall, author of 'Deal Breakers: When to Work on a Relationship and When to Walk Away,' tells you what signals to watch for in order to figure out if he's a keeper or not.

Fuck that fraud Bethany Marshall anyway, we've got the preeminent Queen B, Gotham City's leading resident Médecin d'Amour.

Here's the article in its entirety.