Lunch Links; the almond slivers in my salad were a nice touch

Parishioners Gone Wild!! Some dick tried to sexually assualt a girl while she was doing her perpetual adoration prayer in a Queens church. The girl stabbed the dude in the neck with a pen and of course it was all caught on tape............ XM continues to hemorrhage subscribers after suspending Opie & Anthony, some lightbulbs are even smashing their XM receivers.......... Tonight is Bingo Night at Shore Hill on ABC 7; a new game show will try to make Bingo hip! I hear CBS is developing an Old Maid gameshow.......... Remember that video that was going around with Will Ferrell and that little girl as his landlord, here are the outtakes...