Luxury living on Avenue D

This is just too much. Avenue D?!!?!? Where GG Allin shit himself in the middle of the street from bad heroin and threw it at passing taxis? Avenue D, where you'd get shanked for a half eaten bag of plantains?! Where the squatters wouldn't even go and they still steal car stereos like its 1987?! Is that the Avenue D we're talking about? Oh, ok. I just wanted to make sure.