Male Roommate Wanted: Duplex Loft, 2 terraces, utilities included $1200...There's just one thing...um...

Actual posting from Craigslist

Loft share, Williamsburg: Reasonable sized bedroom with a reasonable price tag ($1200), refurbed kitchen with shiny new appliances, close to the train!

Here's the thing, though...

"I host one to two male sex parties a week. One after work (usually 6:30pm-11pm) and one on the weekend (usually 8pm-2am). The parties are on the second floor (my room) as well as on the first floor EXCEPT your room. You room is off limits to my guests. The parties are not very noisy except for the guys talking in the kitchen. The parties are very social as we play movies and socialize in the kitchen. Also, I have a maid that cleans up immediately after the parties - so you don't have to worry about that. If you are cool with all this, let's talk!"

Hey, could you guys move your cocks, I wanna microwave my dinner.