South Jersey ablaze; marshmallow sales skyrocket; dudes pissed about AC traffic

So The National Guard accidentally shot a flare into the woods and now the woods are on fire. 18,000 acres are ablaze, 15 homes have been destroyed so far with another 2,500 in danger; portions of Garden State Parkway are closed down; marshmallow sales are through the roof and well-fed rich guys in khaki's are pissed about the traffic on the way to the Borgatz. Click the link for more Wildfire Burns Thousands of Acres in South Jersey