23 May 2007

Tap the bottle and twist the cap it's Wednesday afternoon

  • Not only did your boy, Page Six editor and the most powerful gossip columnists in the media world Richard Johnson, take money from restaurants in exchange for good reviews, he simply made shit up when he was pressed for ideas for the column

  • Apple is pissed about the iGasm: a sex toy which connects to your iPod and vibrates to the rhythm of your favourite music... in your cucine.

  • Four white lions were born in a Western France zoo over the weekend, providing a much welcome boost for the species whose population is teetering at about 30 worldwide.

  • And don't forget about the baby elephant born in Berlin.

  • Steve Jobs really is a fucking genius; says Al Gore would be a good next President.

  • Noah's Ark, built to save humanity and the animal kingdom in the face of a great flood, is being reconstructed in model form on Mount Ararat as a warning to mankind to act now to prevent global warming. Yeah, that'll show us! Let's fry an egg on the sidewalk too while we're at it.

  • Up to 8 inches of snow is expected in Colorado for Memorial Day Weekend; John Denver still dead.

  • Chickenheads steady cluckin'

  • Merlot? from Queens?!

  • Somethings going on up the street from our office on 46th and Park because the water has been shut off throughout the whole building. We'll go check it out and report back.

  • Rose McGowan.

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