14 June 2007

Cold foot on warm dog = Heaven. Oh, and it's Thursday

  • Celebrity (noun) ce•leb•ri•ty [suh-leb-ri-tee] - A person who, through some deficiency in parental love, chooses to spend their life searching for acceptance from an appearance-worshipping general public.

  • Ange is playing the widow of murdered Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl in the new movie "A Mighty Heart". She banned FOX News from the premiere last night in NY and FOX is so damn sore over it that its just wonderful how shamelessly biased they become. Ange also showed up to the premiere wearing a $26 dress she bought from some vintage shop on Melrose; but she balanced it out with a pair of crystal heeled Christian Louboutins. You go, girl !

  • I hope you're all sitting down... The opening of Xanadu, the new Broadway musical based on the god awful cult classic Olivia Newton-John roller-disco movie, has been postponed after one of its stars, James Carpinello, injured his foot during a rehearsal. We think its a sign. Even god thinks Xanadu is sh*t.

  • Here be an exclusive clip from Moore's new movie, "Sicko"

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  • As we reported a few days ago, the dude who plotted to kidnap David Letterman's baby, escaped from a Montana prison. Well, they found him and now he's back in prison. The End.

  • A court has ordered heirs of composer Richard Strauss to share royalties with the heirs of librettist and poet Hugo von Hoffmansthal for 9 collaborations, including the popular operas "Der Rosenkavalier" and "Elektra".

  • The Splasher strikes again. This time its that stupid cube tourists are compelled to spin on Astor. Rumour has it Marvel is working on a What If? issue "The Splasher vs. Banksy"

  • Oh no, Oh my... speaking of the legendary Stan Lee, someone must've taken his nitroglycerin pills as ransom or hung him over the side of a roof by his ankles because apparently he's developing an animated series for MTV starring Paris Hilton!?!!?

  • Bloomberg and Schwarzenegger: The new action heroes?

  • Oh, I'd freak the F out... Space Shuttle's Return May Be Delayed due to some Russian computer beef. I guess the computers that control the space station's orientation and supply of oxygen and water have failed. Oh, well that sounds promising. Don't tell me they should've used a Mac!

  • Big Brother Be Watchin'... An internal FBI audit has found that the bureau violated the law more than 1,000 times while collecting data about domestic phone calls, e-mails and financial transactions in recent years. The vast majority of the new violations were instances in which telephone companies and Internet providers gave agents phone and e-mail records the agents did not request and were not authorized to collect anyway. The agents retained the information anyway in their files, which mostly concerned suspected terrorist or espionage activities. Remember that episode of Roseanne where every time her or Dan said the word "audit" they played that dramatic "Dunn...Dun...Dunnnnnnn" music? That ish was mad funny, yo.

  • Seattle wants to ban microwave popcorn. Good, that ish is a volatile invention. I think they need to go back to the lab with that stuff for a few more years and then come back with some new ideas.

  • Aiight, I gotta go do some work. Peace for now.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LOL, loved the "Cold foot on a warm dog" line!