Dude with contagious airborne disease reprimanded for boarding transatlantic flight and quarantined; immediately embarks on world apology tour

• Andrew Speaker is a 31 year old lawyer from Atlanta.
  
  
• Andrew has an extremely rare strain of tuberculosis that is drug-resistant.
  
  
• Andrew spends a few weeks globetrotting on commercial flights from Paris to Prague to Canada coughing up a storm.
  
  
• Andrew is happily waved back into the country even though a border guards computer flashes "DO NOT LET THIS MAN IN!!!!!!!"
  
  
• Eventually Andrew is found and he is immediately quarantined.
  
  
• We learn Andrew's father-in-law is a microbiologist at the CDC (Center for Disease Control).
  
  
• Hmmm.
  
  
• We learn Andrew's father-in-law specializes in the spread of tuberculosis and other bacteria.
  
  
• Um...
  
  
• Andrew poses for a photo with Paris Hilton wearing a Howard The Duck costume.
  
  
• Still contagious with the very rare airborne disease, Andrew embarks on a world apology tour.
  
  
• Andrew probably stands to make some cash out of this whole ordeal.
  
  
• God Bless America.