Zany architect Frank Gehry, renowned for his daring and whimsical urban designs, will create his first playground -- at the historic Battery public park in Lower Manhattan.
And truly what goes together better than titanium panels and razor-sharp edges than hundreds of little people engaging in running, skipping, falling and playing? Answer: Nothing!
Has a scientific study ever been done to prove that young rich kids lack the basic motor skills that normal kids have? Because, its 100% true.
I mean hey, it's TriBeCa, the land where parents barely even notice as their kids skid across their loft's whitewashed hardwood floors and slam into the Mies Van Der Rohe daybed with a sickening impish thud before returning to peruse the latest issue of Architectural Digest.