God, this dude must think he's the nazz

You just know this hack thought he was so f@cking sublime. I bet he thought he'd have to beat all the Mensa chicks off with a cattleprod after getting this sick tat. It screams: "I love to read which I know is normally nerdy but I'm a f#cking wild man because I got a tattoo which is not just the mark of a true rebel but boldly declares to the world just how much I love to read!". Sorry, bro... ain't gonna happen. You're gonna have to learn how to play guitar too, maybe get a motorcycle or a cool car, a decent job and get that ish covered up with a dragon killing a shark or something. But, hey, you gotta start somewhere, right? Check back with us soon!