Hold my calls, I'm off to lunch

• Mad beef betwixt Madge and Miss Jackson... Madonna Madonna Madonna was hanging with Shakira at Butter on Monday night with Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Penelope Cruz (eh). Janet Jackson was hanging a few booths down and, "She was not invited to join Madonna's crew," said a spy, who told us the table drank "seven bottles of champagne and a ton of beer." Holla.
  
  
• Monday marked the first day of principal photography of the new Indiana Jones film. Spielberg shares a brief video from that day. Geez, we really are engulfed in the age of the instant gratification blogospheria.
  
  
• The Face Your Pockets "Project" began in Russia. The website wants people to empty their pockets or bags, place them on a scanner and then stick their faces on the scanner, too.
  
  
• Weezer, The Verve and The goddamn Squirrel Nut Zippers are all "back"