20 June 2007

Man in Texas bursts into flames after being shot by taser

OK, so I've seen this headline for a few days now and it just didn't interest me enough to share with you. Finally, I was bored enough to click on it... and here's the deal:

Police in Texas are investigating the fiery death of a man who burst into flames after dousing himself in petrol and then being shot with a taser gun.

Officers used the gun after the man had poured gasoline over himself.

Hmmmm. What exactly are the boys investigating? Sounds like an open and shut case to me, fellas.

"We don't know what ignited the fire," police said.

Hahahaha you don't know what ignited the fire!??!?!!!

The dude poured gasoline over his head and then you blasted him with a 50,000-volt electrical charge. Yes, I would assume he would then go up in flames. I think we can call off the investigation. Tell the forensic plumbers and caterers they can also go home.

There is no charge for my services, please, don't insult me... it's a labour of love.

Why, at this point, you would still want to read the full story is beyond me, but who am I to deny you that right? Click here

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