Oh Wednesday, where have you gone?

Looking back at Wednesday...

• Killed while looking at cakes? I can think of worse ways to go
  
• Survivor: Brooklyn
  
• WWF releases wrestler's cryptic text messages before his suicide
  
• Oooh, let's go splashing through the Hudson!
  
• Aliens on coke?
  
• Is The Splasher the new Unabomber?
  
• Americans are feeling enormous Paris fatigue
  
• Squalid Americana
  
• The Life and Times of Hassan Haj: Carpet Weaver