25 June 2007

This ish is Bananas! B-a-n-a-n-a-s!

  • Deutschland ain't down with L. Ron Hubbard... Berlin has barred the makers of a movie about a plot to kill Adolf Hitler from filming at German military sites because its star Tom Cruise is a Scientologist and the German government does not recognise the Church of Scientology as a church. Hahaha diiiiiiiick!!

  • Canada unveils supersized ambulance for all them big ass sick people... According to statistics the number of Canadians who are overweight has risen dramatically in recent years, mirroring a worldwide phenom. More than 20% or 6 million Canadians are considered obese and who could blame them! They've got Tim Hortons AND Harveys there!!!!

  • Bush celebrates xmas in June... It may've been 80 degrees outside but it was snowing inside Ford's Theatre on Sunday in DC where your boy attended a taping of an ABC holiday program with xmas trees, fake snow and the all the trimmin's. Uh, what? The Ford's Theatre gala usually airs July 4th, but ABC will televise this event in December in an effort to attract broader viewership. The annual benefit is held at the landmark theater where Lincoln was assassinated in 1865. You're not alone, I'm still confused, too.

  • Meanwhile, some very unimaginative forest rangers in the northern Italian Alps have confirmed for the first time the existence of an albino mountain goat (I didn't realise this was an ongoing controversy)—and the rangers named him "Snowflake". Say hello, Snowflake!

  • This as close to the old Times Sq. as we're gonna get... On July 1, the Toto Washlet Co. will unveil a giant 2-story billboard wrapped around three sides of a Times Square building with giant 2-story tall smiley faced asses. Holla.

  • Awwww, Giant 5-foot tall Penguins May Have Roamed Peru 40 Million Years Ago.

  • SLC Skin apprehended... How the F did this dude HIDE anywhere EVER for as long as he did?!?!?!?!

  • Italian designers Valentino, Armani, and Prada all seem to be on a mission to get guys to dress up again even in the summer... YES... no more shorts, no more little white socks with your stupid sneakers, no more running sneakers, no more short sleeved dress shirts, thank you very much... "Gone from the current round of menswear for summer 2008 are the baggy, low-waisted jeans, tank tops, shorts and running shoes which dominated the fashion scene for a number of seasons. The new look is all about jackets and ties, tailored trousers and formal footwear" HOLLA! Besides the 5-foot tall penguins, this is the best story of the day!

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