Wednesday: It's A Wrap

• A Virtual Lower East Side??!?! I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry. Either way, I won't have to leave the house.
  
  
  
  

  

• Rachael Ray is one step closer to absolute world domination.
  
  
• Botox...on your lunch break.
  
  
• Bush pissed about the stolen watch story As we reported yesterday, it appeared as though during a rogue stop in goddamn Albania, Bush had his watch stolen right off his wrist as he greeted a throng of rapturous locals who grabbed at his arms and even ruffled his hair like he was Dennis the Menace. Well now Bush wants the story of the vanishing watch to disappear.
  
  
  
  
  

  

• It's all happening at the zoo, bro.
  
  

• Uh Oh, It's A Letter From The Editor
  
  

• Peter Bogdanovich fans the Sopranos finale flames
  
  

• Woopsie! NJ Prison Releases A Murderer By Accident. My bad, yo.
  
  

• Farm Program Pays $1.3 Billion to People Who Don't Even Farm... Nationwide, the federal government has paid at least $1.3 billion in subsidies for rice and other crops since 2000 to individuals who do no farming at all. Some of them collect hundreds of thousands of dollars without planting a goddamn seed.
  
  

• Douche in San Fran fell off a mountain posing for a wacky MySpace photo
  
  

• Every summer some ubiquitous tune lodges its way into your brain whether you want it to or not. It's the song that blares from every car, television, cellphone, and apartment window; the song that just happens to be at the right place, at the right time. We look back at 30 years of those sometimes annoying, sometimes regrettably catchy summer jamz.
  
  

• Extra stuff: Mr.Wizard is dead, Eminem and Mariah are beefin, being a porn star carries a death penalty in Iran, when you search for something on Google a record of what you've searched for can be saved for up to 2 YEARS, The LAPD announced plans 2 improve the city's 911 system sayin callers in the future will be able 2 use text messages, Who knew The Dalai Lama was down with the Crocodile Hunter, Beastie Boys announce tour dates and a 19th-century weapon found in a whale.
  
  

• More extra stuff: Spain crowns Dylan a Prince, Louisiana Mayor is getting strict on dudes who let their pants sag, Despite big name stars - strong buzz and built-in fans some films still find 'development hell' a very real place - We've got a list of 20 Movies Not Coming Soon to a Theater Near You, oh and this.