F#CK Michael Vick

Some dudes just can't let go of the ghetto fantasy... Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick and others are being indicted today on federal charges related to illegal dogfighting.

Vick is being charged with illegal competitive dogfighting, which involves training pit bulls to fight against other dogs.

When authorities searched Vick's property this month, they found 54 pit bulls and a host of brutal items including a "rape stand," used to hold dogs in place for mating; an electric treadmill modified for dogs and a bloodied piece of carpeting.

Shallow graves of seven pit bulls were found inside "Bad Newz Kennels," a Virginia property owned by Vick. The dogs were allegedly killed after testing whether they would be good fighters. According to documents, dogfights would end when one dog died or backed down, and dogs were sometimes put to death by drowning, strangulation, hanging, gunshot or electrocution.

F#ck your fantasy, bro. I hope you get sacked and land on your neck. ROT.