07 July 2007

Help! I'm watching tennis!

Wimbledon... I've never seen this before. They're being handed mammoth bouquets and walking through this labyrinth that looks like a hospital. This is their "locker room"? Its like Spinal Tap looking for the stage. Now they're putting their bags in a little cubby in the hall like they're boarding a plane. This must be some tradition. Oh, this is very rich, like a fine mousse or maybe a fudge tort. OK, now they're walking out to the court. This is bizarre. Ooh, one of them is Italian I think. Now they're taking pictures at center court. This is so civilised. I need to finish watching Match Point someday. I turned it off when they were making love in the field in the rain.

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