"I smell coffee and chocolate and books. Was I in heaven? Oh, no, just Barnes and Noble."

Y'all be knowing I be loving books; touching them, smelling them and sometimes even reading them.

And I just realised I have the phone numbers to 2 different Barnes & Noble locations stored in my cell phone; the one in Park Slope and the one over here on Fifth.

My question to you is this:

Does having the numbers to 2 bookstores saved in my cell make me...
a) sexy as hell
b) a total nerd
c) an intellectual, rich with culture and preparedness
d) a loser

Please submit your answers. Thank you.