I've got so many simply AMAZING ideas, I can afford to spare a few
The Diet Scam
- Take before pics. Look as fat as possible. Pig out, whatever, look real, real fat.
- Lose a shit load of weight. Like don't eat for a few months, just drink water and do meth.
- Pick a random food, lets say Campbell Soup tomato & rice for instance.
- Write a letter to Campbell Soup. Send before & after photos. Tell them you lost all the weight by eating only healthy and hearty Campbell Soup for 3 months.
- Sit back and
weightwait for the checks to roll in. Get ready to do public speaking engagements and become the new spokesperson for Campbell Soup. - Send me 50% of your $ and thank me publicly and profusely while spoiling me lavishly with ornaments of opal and gold.
- Milk it for a few years and threaten to write a book about how it was all scam. Then either take Campbell's bribe to keep quiet or ask for a lot of $ from a big publishing house.
- Spell my name write on the first page dedication.
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