Good Artists Borrow. Great Artists Steal... from Einstürzende Neubauten

This dude is lucky The Times has never heard of Einstürzende Neubauten...

"Composer" Joseph Bertolozzi is using mallets and dowels to play the Mid-Hudson Bridge like an instrument. He’s writing a suite titled “Bridge Music”.

The Times is having an actual wet dream over this concept / project so I think someone needs to clue them in to the fact that Einstürzende Neubauten made 'playing bridges' famous about 20 years ago.

But hey, whatever. What do I care, really. I just wanna go home early and see my dog.