20 July 2007

Kim Kardashian is one of three daughters of infamous lawyer Robert Kardashian.

You may remember Daddy Kardashian as one of many sketchy defense attorneys in the O.J. Simpson trial.

Kardashian also just so happened to be O.J.'s boy since the 70's when they met playing tennis or some ish and came out of law retirement to stand by O.J.'s side during the trial. He also allegedly made some of Simpsons luggage magically disappear which most speculate probably contained incriminated evidence like O.J.'s bloody clothes and whathaveyou.

ANYWAY, Kim Kardashian's recent media attention has primarily been attributed to her close friendship with Paris Hilton gigantic azz.

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