What are you running? T3 ? 45Mbps? Bwahahahaha 75 year old Swedish lady is rockin 40 gigabits-per-second with a fiber-optic connection! HOLLA

Well she’s never owned a computer until now but she did give birth to some famous Swedish internet guy. 75-year-old Sigbritt Lothberg is now cruising the Internet with a dizzying speed: 40 gigabits-per-second with a fiber-optic connection. Her son Peter set it up for her. What a nice boy that Peter.

The breakneck speed is reached using a new modulation technique that allows the sending of data between two routers placed up to 1,240 miles apart, without any transponders in between. Whateverthefuck that means. All I know is bitch can download a full feature length high definition DVD in two seconds!

Old Sigtit isn't exactly making the most of her high-speed connection though. She only uses it to read web-based newspapers. Whats a newspaper?

Why this connection is faster...faster...faster than the human brain itself! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!