Douchechills "Я" Us

First we find some priests really do like little boys and now this?!
I mean, what's next?! hahaha

In reality, we never expect much from beauty pageants: pretty girls in gaudy dresses and Price Is Right bathing suits, cringe-inducing answers to softball questions that always involve “world peace.”

But at last Friday’s Miss Teen USA competition, one contestant managed to fumble a question in such a spectacularly hilarious and tragic manner, we couldn’t resist passing it along.

Near the end of the competition, one of the judges asked Lauren Caitlin Upton a/k/a Miss South Carolina, what she thought of a recent poll that showed on one fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map.

Upton’s answer, a spew of half-English gibberish, is a must-see case study in stupidity, confusion, and panic.

We are suddenly filled with regret that this is apparently the last time the Miss Teen USA pageant will be televised.

douchechills: 1. An overwhelming feeling of uncomfortable embarrassment brought on by watching someone make a fool of him or herself. 2. The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.

Watch as Miss Upton attempts to answer the following:

"Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

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Here is a wonderful transcript of her answer


Yes, thats it, fly away