Oh, Amy. What ever am I to do with you?

I love my Winehouse but their Sid & Nancy fantasy is getting out of control...



Amy got into a fight with her Blake early Thursday morning -- and the whole thing was caught on camera! What a shock! Why even live without an audience these days?

In a series of text messages, Amy told Perez Hilton the whole thing was her fault, saying,

"Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other ... I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn't good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life."

Ahh, young celebs in love.




Gnarly.

Amy and Blake were photographed on the streets of London, looking they'd had a run-in with a Bengal tiger, but turns out it was just a strung-out, 100-pound soul singer on a rampage -- equally as dangerous.


Dolt.

Winehouse has checked in and out of rehab several times in the past few months and just canceled her North American tour.

Amy went on to tell Perez that she has no plans of going back to rehab, but rather she just needs "a holiday."

Sounds like a fine idea.


monkey!