10 September 2007

Battle of the Network Has-Been's

Currently residing in the "Where are they now?" file all-stars Tommy Lee and Kid Rock had a little bitch slap fight at the VMA's last night. Oh, please. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves kids.

And I haven't seen it yet but everyone is saying Britney bombed. There's barely anyone on the planet who hasn't panned her shockingly sucktastic MTV "performance" of "Gimme More" last night -- and even Brit thought it was so crappy that she cried backstage afterwards. The Post says Britney "jiggled like Jell-O and didn't seem to care that she danced like she had a pantload [or] that her lips weren't synched up with the music." Uh, oh. Wasn't everyone saying last night was make or break for Britney's big comeback? Everything I've read said she looked "out of shape" and "uncertain" of what she was doing. I've also seen the words "bleary and unprepared" used quite a bit on blogs this morning. I guess Brit was also out of synch with her back-up track. What a mezz.

ok, but she's not "out of shape". Relax.

Kanye West is pissed saying he's "had it with MTV" after he got snubbed again at the VMA's. Kanye had a temper tantrum backstage after losing all five categories for which he was nominated. "That's two years in a row, man ... give a black man a chance," said West, "I'm trying hard man, I have the ... number one record, man." It's not the first time West has whined about an awards-show shutout -- last year, he crashed the stage at the MTV Europe Awards to complain. What a little bitch. I like Kanye but this is getting tired, and whats with the "give a black man a chance" bit? Why he always gotta play that card? It's getting old.

loose nut

No comments: