18 September 2007

My letter to the NY Post

Hello Post,

I love you. You’re my favourite newspaper, always have been. But here’s the thing…

I seem to have scooped you, like real, real bad and I don’t even have a newspaper! I work in finance but I blog and I’m a writer at heart.

Anyway, yesterday you printed “OFFICES HIT BY PIPE-BLAST PLUNDERERS STEAMED AND THEN 'BURNED' By DAN MANGAN and PHILIP MESSING...

Lovely it was however I went public with that story, ohhh, back in July; 26 July to be exact, a few days after the explosion.

Therefore, I think you guys should hire me ASAP for I’m obviously breaking stories before you guys do and I don’t even work for The News!

I’m available for power lunches and dinner at Bobby Van’s to discuss your offer. Otherwise, consider yourself scooped!

Namaste,
J

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