I love you. You’re my favourite newspaper, always have been. But here’s the thing…
I seem to have scooped you, like real, real bad and I don’t even have a newspaper! I work in finance but I blog and I’m a writer at heart.
Anyway, yesterday you printed “OFFICES HIT BY PIPE-BLAST PLUNDERERS STEAMED AND THEN 'BURNED' By DAN MANGAN and PHILIP MESSING...
Lovely it was however I went public with that story, ohhh, back in July; 26 July to be exact, a few days after the explosion.
Therefore, I think you guys should hire me ASAP for I’m obviously breaking stories before you guys do and I don’t even work for The News!
I’m available for power lunches and dinner at Bobby Van’s to discuss your offer. Otherwise, consider yourself scooped!
18 September 2007