22 October 2007

Kid Rock: The Genuine Article?

I never thought I'd type out those words but I just did. Kid Rock: The Genuine Article.

I couldn't give a fuck about his retarded "bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy" but I saw him on Stern the other night and I thought he came off cool, smart, clever and down to earth.

Not to mention, the dudes claim to fame is that he's white trash, right? Well, on Sunday him and his entourage got into an early morning brawl at a Waffle House in Atlanta. If that ain't WHITE TRASH, I dunno what it is. I mean, you sorta have to be white trash just to know what Waffle House is!

Kid spent 12 hours in jail before being released, police said. Here's the story:

Kid Rock stopped at a Waffle House shortly after 5 a.m. Sunday after his performance at The Tabernacle in Atlanta. HOLLA!

Score 10 points just for Kid telling his bus driver to pull over at a Waffle House!
"Kid Rock and five members of his entourage were involved in a fight with a male customer inside the Waffle House," said Mekka Parish, a spokeswoman for the DeKalb County Police Department.

The customer recognised a female with Kid Rock's party and exchanged words with her. "It escalated to a physical altercation between Kid Rock and that male customer and moved outside to the parking lot," At some point the customer punched out a restaurant window. Nice!

Kid Rock left in his tour bus and was stopped by police about a mile from the restaurant, Parish said. The musician and five members of his entourage were taken into custody on a misdemeanor charge of simple battery. The other customer was charged with criminal damage to property, which is a felony.

Scattered, Smothered and Covered.

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