The muffin that ate my soul

I was in the mood for a muffin this morning so a muffin I got. But it seems to have sucked out my very soul. I was stepping rather lively on this brisk morning and now after eating said muffin I am listless and vague; languid and esoteric. I figured my severely sugared coffee would counteract the heavy leadberry muffin but apparently its no match for this soul sucking scone. Fuck. Serotoninberry?