11 October 2007

orange chocolate is for communists

I'm just not down with this marriage of flavours. I guess I just don't get it. It's sweet upon sweet; its like drinking soda with ice cream or something. I don't see how the two flavours compliment each other. Peanut butter & chocolate, while not my favourite either, I can understand, the salty and the sweet, there you go, thats a flavour marriage; same goes for pretzels and chocolate or pretzels and peanut butter but chocolate and orange? It's fucking overkill, bro. I don't discriminate; if I bite into a chocolate with any kind of fruit in the middle, that shits gotta go. Even those chocolate cherry liquer things, they're too fucking rich. Fruit and chocolate is just too sweet; trust me your tongue is like "Yo, chill with that shit"

Keep your fruit out my chocolate bliss; unless its a strawberry and a chocolate fountain at my man's wedding. Got it?













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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whittaker's! Woah man I live near where they make that stuff... Didn't know you could get it in the States...

The Boren Identity said...

I agree to a point, but raisins...
are like, made for chocolate....