"2 girls, 1 cup" & thoughts on Bloomberg running for president

i can understand most fetishes. even if they aren't my thing. i can usually find something deep seated and Freudian about them to make sense... i guess i can understand why some dudes like to hump balloons or cover themselves in candy or dress up like horses and have girls ride on their back... i guess i can sort of understand every fetish save for scat.

scat is a slang term for coprophilia,which is a sexual fetish involving feces. "scat" is short for scatology which is the study and analysis of feces for physiological and diagnostic purposes. Also called coprology.

that being said, theres a new video taking the internet by storm, "2 girls 1 cup" its a real phenomenon. the latest internet rage. i hear people talking about it everywhere. like a movie when Spiderman is loose in new york and they've got all walks of life new yorkers discussing it. its very 80's to hear the city all-a-buzz like this.

i heard a few guys repairing an escalator in grand central discussing it yesterday. a guy at my office wants to know what its all about. i had no idea so i did some research.

and now I've noticed every video upload website you go on has pages upon pages of "2 girls 1 cup" reaction videos; just footage of people recoiling in horror as they watch their monitors.

i thought it would've been sublime if it were all a big hoax and everyone was silently in on it; like there was no video, it was just people carrying on this hoax like the pass of a baton; filming people shocked at what they are watching when in fact, they weren't watching anything at all.

kinda like in the ring or pulp fiction even, where you never get to see whats in that suitcase, you just see the glow and the rest is left to your imagination. I'll tell ya, once i stumbled upon the real "2 girls, 1 cup" video, i wished I'd left it up to my imagination myself.

it IS gross and all those reaction videos all over the web must be real, because it is unbelievably disgusting, even if you just tell yourself its coffee ice cream... well, enjoy.

i mean, be warned, there is a good chance you will throw up or gag if u watch this. I'm feeling a little sick myself.

that being said, there is no reason why Bloomberg should run for president. he is a new york thing. just like Giuliani. i can't believe people are even considering the idea... it's not going to happen. just like Giuliani belongs to New York, like Ed Koch and David Dinkins. Love him or hate him, Bloomberg is a New York phenom; the rest of the country couldn't care less about the dude.

and just like your boy Giuliani, Bloomberg is fucked because if he doesn't have New York City on lock down he's got no foundation at all. People in the mid-West and southern red states have no clue who Bloomberg is. he isn't going to run the country. but, thanks for playing!