Shall we sit here near the horse turd baby? I'm the Prince.
Prince Harry phoned me over the weekend lamenting that he and his Zimbabwean-born girlfriend had ended their three-year romance.
Chelsy Davy, who has been studying at a college in England while dating the prince, broke off the relationship last week after losing patience with his playboy lifestyle and lack of commitment to her.
I'm not sure the proper commentary here: Should I go with: "Chels, he's the Prince. Deal with it" or "You Go, Girl! Make that Prince chase that azz"?
My boy Prince Harry, still only 21, graduated this year from Britain's elite Sandhurst military academy after training to become an army officer. Harry also famously dressed up like a nazi at some Halloween party.
Britain's Prince Harry sits with Chelsy Davy as they attend the Cricket World Cup Super 8's match between England and Australia at the Sir Vivian Richards Stadium in St Peter's, Antigua.