Motherfucking Queen Elizabeth II is trying to spread the Christmas cheer to as many people as possible — religious or not — by hooking up with YouTube to broadcast her 50th holiday message.
The Fucking Queen, Tay Zonday and Techno Viking, all in the same place? Wow.
Her Majesty has been given her own "channel" on You Tube, where archive footage including her maiden Christmas Day speech in 1957 — when she addressed Britain and its former colonies —will start being posted sometime today.
The 81-year-old Queen of the Brits' annual xmas spiel is the only time during the year she writes her own rhymes without the governments advice.
Elizabeth II is the Queen regnant of sixteen independent states and their overseas territories and dependencies.
Though she holds each crown and title separately and equally, she is resident in and most directly involved with the United Kingdom, her oldest realm, over parts of whose territories her ancestors have reigned for more than a thousand years.
In addition to the United Kingdom, Elizabeth II is also Queen of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Antigua and Barbuda, Belize, and Saint Kitts and Nevis, in each of which she is represented by a Governor-General.