Tiiiiin Roof... Rusted!

Yeah, so Britney's 16-year-old baby sister, Jamie-Lynn Spears, is 12-weeks pregnant.

This was my favourite part of the article making the rounds: "The father is her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge."

Longtime?! Yo, like they've been dating since she was like 10 and shit, son.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," said Jamie-Lynn. Ya think?

I guess that's what you do for fun when you're 16 in Kentwood, Louisiana. In Brooklyn, we played manhunt and wrote graffiti.

Casey Aldridge is 19 and Jamie-Lynn is 16. So I guess this means Nickelodeon backs pre-marital sex with minors? HOLLA!