31 October 2007

Lauren Bush rocks the كوفية,














Lauren Bush: Vogue, Vanity Fair, Tommy Hilfiger, Abercrombie & Fitch model; Gai Mattiolo and Isaac Mizrahi's All-American girl; neice of George W. Bush; granddaughter of Herb Walker Bush rocks the crazy cool keffiyeh.

She caused a sensation when she was spotted "on the arm of a prince" at the Debutantes Ball at the Hôtel de Crillon in Paris, France. She has since been reported to have dated Tammer Qaddumi, a Palestinian American attending Yale, and British adventurer David Mayer de Rothschild. Rumours in 2001 that she was exchanging emails with Prince William were vigorously denied. Oh my.

She is currently dating Ralph Lauren's son David.

Lauren Bush: All-American starfucker rocks the keffiyeh.

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"I'll take Notable Necrophiles for $500"


I mean what do you do when you're caught plowing a 92-year-old corpse!??!?

Police in Teaneck, New Jersey have arrested this man for having sex with a corpse.

Anthony Merino, a 24-year-old lab technician, was arrested Sunday after a security guard saw him having sex with a dead 92-year-old woman in the Holy Name Hospital morgue.

The suspect works part time at Holy Name Hospital, holds a full time job at Overlook Hospital and another part time position at Bio Reference Labs in New Jersey.

Merino is charged with desecrating human remains in the second degree. His bail has been set at $400,000. Merino is also expected to undergo a psychological evaluation and is restricted from working in a health care facility.

I'd go ahead and put him on suicide watch if I were you, too.

This is fucking awful. Like not even funny awful. Just sad and deranged and fucked.

Only in Teaneck. Now that was funny.

Naturally no research has been conducted regarding the prevalence of necrophilic attraction among humans. Klaf and Brown (1958) commented that, although rarely described, necrophilic fantasies may occur more often than is generally supposed.

Rosman and Resnick (1989) theorised that either of the following situations could be antecedents to necrophilia:

The necrophile develops poor self-esteem, perhaps due in part to a significant loss;
(a) He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him; and/or
(b) He is fearful of the dead, and transforms his fear of the dead—by means of reaction formation—into a desire for the dead.

He develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a corpse, sometimes after exposure to a corpse.

The authors also reported that, of their sample of 'necrophiliacs,' 68% were motivated by a desire for an unresisting and unrejecting partner; 21% by a want for reunion with a lost partner; 15% by sexual attraction to dead people; 15% by a desire for comfort or to overcome feelings of isolation; and 12% by a desire to remedy low self-esteem by expressing power over a corpse.

This study has very many flaws, however, and is not to be taken as fact. At the end of their own report, Rosman and Resnick wrote that their study should only be used like a spring-board for further, more in depth, research. Yes, I'll get right on that, fellas. Gonna open up the Institute for the Advanced Study of Necrophilia. I'm sure we'll get heaps of gov funding.

Minor modern researches conducted in England have shown that some necrophiles tend to choose a dead mate after failing to create romantic attachments with the living. OK, so then fall in love with a coffee mug or something.

The practice of necrophilia has a long history. Necrophilia was practiced in some ancient cultures as a spiritual means of communicating with the dead, while others employed it as an attempt to revive the recently departed.

The evidence of necrophilia practices can be found in the artifacts of the Moche civilisation of South America, where pottery depicting skeletal figures engaged in coitus with living humans are among the ruins.

Even in ancient Egypt, there is record of the treatment of the bodies of young women that were set out to rot for a few days before being delivered to embalmers. This practice was born from the need to discourage the men performing the funerary customs from having sexual interest in their charges.

For psychologist and philosopher Erich Fromm, necrophilia is a character orientation which is not necessarily sexual. It is expressed in an attraction to that which is dead or totally controlled. At the extreme, it results in destructiveness and a hatred of life.

Unlike Freud's death instinct, it is not biologically determined but results from upbringing. Fromm believed that the lack of love in the western society and the attraction to mechanistic control leads to necrophilia. Expressions of necrophilia are modern weapon systems, idolotry of technology, and the treatment of people as things in bureaucracy.

As of May 2006, there is no federal legislation specifically barring sex with a corpse. Smoke 'em if u got 'em, boys.

Necrophilia in popular culture

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31 October 2007



When I was a punk kid Halloween meant the smell of eggs and shaving cream. We'd go "bombing". Finast wouldn't sell you eggs if you were a kid and then there was the urban legend of the evil posse of kids who'd put Nair in their eggs and all your hair would fall out or instead of using regular shaving cream, they'd use Nair cream. Everyone had a story about that which never actually happened yet the fear was still quite tangible. It was sort of like that story that made the rounds of the kid who took too much acid and started to think he was a pitcher of orange juice. Yeah, never happened.



We used to melt and manipulate the plastic caps on the Barbasol cans so the shaving cream would spray with the consistency of silly string. It was such a mess. I remember one year we realised if you threw flashbulbs they'd explode on impact like lighters and fluorescent lightbulbs. So we'd buy a pack of flashbulbs for those 110 cameras and we'd throw them like idiots. It was truly retarded. I don't even know how it all started but I can remember the anticipation of that day; getting all your supplies ready the weeks before because as it got closer and closer to October 31 the shelves of Morris would be cleaned out; no shaving cream, nothing. That's when you knew, it was on; it was war. Other kids in the hood were obviously stockpiling, too.



You'd take the B16 to school and it would get pelted with eggs the whole way there and the whole way home. The sound was hysterical. And the old ladies would recoil in horror and then shake their heads in disgust and talk amongst themselves. The kids old enough to drive would cruise around and throw eggs at everyone waiting for the bus or walking home. For an afternoon into the evening, it was total mayhem. You felt alive; afraid and alive.


the legendary Nair cream

Is a history of Halloween and its origins what you'd come to expect from this blog? I hope not but I fear it is. I can't help it if "fun facts" are my forte. On with the show...


Halloween greeting card from 1904; Divination is depicted: the young woman looking into a mirror in a darkened room hopes to catch a glimpse of the face of her future husband.

The term Halloween is shortened from All-hallow-even, as it is the eve of "All Hallows' Day" a.k.a. All Saints' Day. It was a day of religious festivities in various northern European Pagan traditions.

Many European cultural traditions, in particular Celtic cultures, hold that Halloween is one of the liminal times of the year when spirits can make contact with the physical world, and when magic is most potent.

The modern holiday of Halloween has its origins in the ancient Gaelic festival known as Samhain. Think Danzig. The Festival of Samhain is a celebration of the end of the harvest season in Gaelic culture, and is erroneously regarded as 'The Celtic New Year'.


monkeys!

Traditionally, the festival was a time used by the ancient pagans to take stock of supplies and slaughter livestock for winter stores. The Ancient Gaels believed that on October 31, the boundaries between the worlds of the living and the dead overlapped and the deceased would come back to life and cause havoc such as sickness or damaged crops.

The festivals would frequently involve bonfires, where the bones of slaughtered livestock were thrown. Costumes and masks were also worn at the festivals in an attempt to mimic the evil spirits or placate them.

When the Romans occupied Celtic territory, several Roman traditions were also incorporated into the festivals. Feralia, a day celebrated in late October by the Romans for the passing of the dead as well as a festival which celebrated the Roman Goddess Pomona, the goddess of fruit were incorporated into the celebrations. The symbol of Pomona was an apple, which is a proposed origin for the tradition of bobbing for apples on Halloween.

Halloween is very popular in Ireland, where it is believed to have originated, and is known in Irish as Oíche Shamhna, literally "Samhain Night". I think that means "End of Summer" night.

The pre-Christian Celts had a pastoral and agricultural "fire festival" or feast, when the dead revisited the mortal world, and large communal bonfires would hence be lit to ward off evil spirits.



Scotland seems to be the most responsible for the version of Halloween we know and love today in America. The Scots were the first with the trick or treating and the evil squash carving.

For Scotland, having a shared Gaelic culture and language with Ireland, has celebrated the festival of Samhain robustly for centuries.

Halloween, known in Scottish Gaelic as "Oidhche Shamhna", consists chiefly of children going door to door "guising", dressed in a disguise (often as a witch or ghost) and offering entertainment of various sorts. If the entertainment is enjoyed, the children are rewarded with gifts of sweets, fruits or money.

There is no Scottish 'trick or treat' tradition; on the contrary, 'trick or treat' may have its origins in the guising customs.

In Scotland a lot of folklore revolves around the belief in faeries. Children used to dress up in costumes and carry around a "Neepy Candle," a devil face carved into a hollowed out Neep. (A neep is a rutabaga or a turnip) lit from inside, to frighten away the evil faeries.


I said NEEP, muthafucka

Nowadays however, they are more likely to use a pumpkin, as American children do. This is possibly because it is easier to carve a face in a pumpkin than in a "neep", because "Neeps" are harder and more tough than pumpkins. Some believe that the practice of hollowing out pumpkins into jack-o-lanterns has roots here in America. Probably because the pumpkin was more readily available, much larger than a neep and easier to carve. We like it easy here.

In the United Kingdom, All Saints' Day became fixed on 1 November in the year 835. All Souls' Day became fixed on 2 November, the year 998. On All Souls' Eve, families stayed up late, and little "soul cakes" were eaten by everyone. At the stroke of midnight there was solemn silence among households, which had candles burning in every room to guide the souls back to visit their earthly homes, and a glass of wine on the table to refresh them.

The tradition continued in areas of northern England as late as the 1930's, with children going from door-to-door "souling" (singing songs) for cakes or money. Eventually (and naturally) the Brits got bored with it and the holiday sort of faded away until Halloween celebrations in the UK were repopularised in the 1980's with influence from America, and the U.K. saw the reintroduction of traditions such as pumpkin carvings and trick-or-treat.

Speaking of the United States...

Halloween did not become a holiday in the United States until the 19th century, where lingering Puritan tradition restricted the observance of many holidays. American almanacs of the late 18th and early 19th centuries do not include Halloween in their lists of holidays.

The transatlantic migration of nearly two million Irish following the Irish Potato Famine in the 1840's finally brought the holiday to the United States. Scottish emigration from the British Isles, primarily to Canada before 1870 and to the United States thereafter, brought the Scottish version of Halloween to each country.

Halloween in Mexico begins three days of consecutive holidays, as it is followed by All Saints' Day, which also marks the beginning of the two day celebration of the Day of the Dead or the Día de los Muertos. This might account for the initial explanations of the holiday having a traditional Mexican-Catholic slant.

We were in Australia one year for Halloween and they don't celebrate that shit down there. We were like "Oh, we're gonna be on tour in Australia for Halloween, how cool! What should we do this year?" and our tour manager was like "Uh, what the fuck is Halloween?!" Homeys down under don't play that shit.

In other regions such as Japan and Germany, Halloween has become popular in the context of American pop culture. Some Christians do not appreciate the resultant deemphasis of the more spiritual aspects of All Hallows Eve and Reformation Day, respectively, or of regional festivals occurring around the same time. Business has a natural tendency to capitalise on the holiday season's more commercial aspects, such as the sale of decorations and costumes.



Here, Halloween has become the sixth most profitable holiday (sixth after Christmas, Mother's Day, Valentines Day, Easter, and Father's Day). The commercialisation of Halloween in the United States did not start until the 20th century, beginning perhaps with Halloween postcards which were most popular between 1905 and 1915. Dennison Manufacturing Company, which published its first Hallowe'en catalog in 1909, and the Beistle Company were pioneers in commercially made Halloween decorations, particularly die-cut paper items. German manufacturers specialised in Halloween figurines that were exported to the United States in the period between the two World Wars.

There is little documentation of masking or costuming on Halloween in the United States or elsewhere, prior to 1900. Mass-produced Halloween costumes did not appear in stores until the 1930's, and trick-or-treating did not become a fixture of the holiday until the 1950's.

Overall the imagery surrounding Halloween is largely an amalgamation of the Halloween season itself, nearly a century of work from American filmmakers and graphic artists, and a rather commercialised take on the evil and mysterious. You know ghouls, witches, vampires, bats, owls, crows, vultures, haunted houses, black cats, spiders, goblins, zombies, mummies, skeletons, demons, all that shit.


Photo: Jeff Jacobson/Redux

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30 October 2007

October 30 is National Candy Corn Day. Today is October 30.



Every Halloween, bags of triangle-shaped, yellow, orange and white candies fill trick-or-treat bags all over the country.

According to the National Confectioners Association (who knew?), candy companies will produce nearly 35 million pounds! of the corny candy this year. That's about 9 billion individual kernels of corn.

Candy corn is a sweet replicate of dried corn kernels though it looks more like teeth. It's considered a "mellow cream," a name for a type of candy made from corn syrup and sugar that has a marshmallow-like flavor.



Most people know the traditional candy corn with three stripes — yellow at the bottom, orange at the center and white at the top — but it also comes in a variety of other colours and flavours depending on the holiday:

  • Brown, orange, and white Indian corn (the brown section is chocolate-flavoured) for Thanksgiving
  • Green, white and red Reindeer corn for Christmas
  • Pink, red and white Cupid corn for Valentine's Day
  • Pastel-colored Bunny corn for Easter

Candy corn has been around for more than a century. George Renninger of the Wunderlee Candy Company invented it in the 1880's. It was originally very popular among farmers and its look was revolutionary for the candy industry.

The Goelitz Candy Company started making candy corn in 1900 and still makes it today, although the name has changed to the Jelly Belly Candy Company.


"Indian corn" also known as "candy corn for communists" is popular around Thanxgiving

Although the recipe for candy corn hasn't changed much since the late 1800's, the way it's made has changed quite a bit. In the early days, workers mixed the main ingredients — sugar, water and corn syrup — in large kettles. Then they added fondant (a sweet, creamy icing made from sugar, corn syrup and water) and marshmallow for smoothness. Finally, they poured the entire mixture by hand into molds, one colour at a time. Because the work was so tedious, candy corn was only available from March to November.



Today, naturally, machines do most of the work. Manufacturers use the "corn starch molding process" to create the signature design. A machine fills a tray of little kernel-shaped holes with cornstarch, which holds the candy corn in shape. Each hole fills part way with sweet white syrup coloured with artificial food colouring. Next comes the orange syrup, and finally, the yellow syrup. Then the mold cools and the mixture sits for about 24 hours until it hardens. A machine empties the trays, and the kernels fall into chutes. Any excess cornstarch shakes loose in a big sifter. Then the candy corn gets a glaze to make it shine, and workers package it for shipment to stores. Why do I feel like Marc Summers should be narrating this?

But what is it about candy corn that puts you over the edge? Same goes for candy corn's cousin, circus peanuts. You can only eat so many because suddenly you'll know when you just ate one too many. You get sick rather fast. It's very weird. You can eat them by the handful all afternoon and then WOAH... just one puts you over... Must be all that canuba wax.

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Slash wrote a book



Slash wrote a book that came out today. A 480-page hardcover from Harper Collins. HOLLA!

Tonight he'll read from his book at Barnes & Noble on Astor Place. 7pm and it's free.






















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F#CK BAPE












It isn't often that I'll stick up for the "ugly people" of rural America but I will when Bape is involved.

A story about Nigo, the Pharell-phelching Japanese "street fashion" entrepreneur who founded A Bathing Ape, has spent weeks tearing up the "Most Emailed List" of the website of the very-substantial mogul-targeted business magazine Portfolio.

Bathing Ape (BAPE) is responsible for popularising those inane multicolored "Whoa crap OVERLOAD!" printed hoodies worn by dudes way too old to be spending their money on that shit.

Anyway, Nigo is perhaps the most important man in that realm of "fashion" beloved by guys who don't have to wear collared shirts to work, but he has some haters.

Nigo's mentor Hiroshi Fujiwara says:

"I just wonder how he feels when he sees ugly people wearing his clothes. If you go to the countryside in America and people are wearing Bathing Ape, that's not very cool. I thought he was more like us, but he changed."

Fujiwara now works for Nike and Levi's. Umm...

It's not often that we call one in favour of Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger and all the colossal American brands clothing all the ugly people of our great nation's countryside in their mass-Chinese-produced crap over the voice of Japanese craftsmanship and "lean manufacturing" but the guy works for Nike, for fuck's sake!


And Nigo, bro, you make shitty oversized baby pajamas that a few rap dudes like to wear.

Your shit is beat, tired, toast; it's done. Neeeeexxxxt!


herbs

Fashion's Next Big Bang {Portfolio}

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Chrysler getting ready to douche 3 sluggish models

Chrysler is about to dump three slow-sellers; The Pacifica, PT Cruiser and the Magnum are all expected to get axed as the company realigns their lineup. Scaling back products is expected to be the first of several major initiatives at Chrysler as it takes shape under the ownership of private-equity giant Cerberus Capital Management.



People close to Chrysler said the board, in its initial meeting under new Chairman and CEO Bob Nardelli, likely will approve plans to discontinue the Chrysler Pacifica crossover, the Dodge Magnum wagon and the PT Cruiser hatchback.

After just three months on the job, Nardelli is ready to put his stamp on Chrysler to make it leaner, quicker and more disciplined.

Nardelli said Monday that Chrysler is now "laser-focused" and committed to making decisions "with a bias toward speed," he said, "it's either a yes or a no, but not a slow maybe."


Super CEO Bob-o Nardelli

Since Cerberus bought Chrysler in August, Nardelli and his top executives have been poring over the product portfolio with an eye toward cutting underperforming or overlapping models. That effort has accelerated since Chrysler hired veteran Toyota executive James Press last month as its vice chairman and chief product strategist.

Sales of the three vehicles have tumbled sharply this year. While Chrysler's overall U.S. sales were down 3% through September, Pacifica sales have fallen by 30%, Magnum by 32% and the PT Cruiser by 27%. The company also may cut its Jeep Commander full-size SUV. Its sales are down 23% this year.



Nardelli, a longtime General Electric exec and former CEO of Home Depot, is moving to change the culture inside Chrysler at the same time he refocuses the lineup in its showrooms.

Rumours are Nardelli is pushing for leaner staffs and faster decisions. Chrysler is in the process of cutting more than 450 white-collar jobs and another 1,000 contract jobs.

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Ear 2 tha streetz



Overactor of the Year Denzel Washington and his wife Pauletta attended the American Gangster premiere in Hollywood last night. Denzel is definitely getting chastised for rockin the Blood Diamond Russ white sneaker look. Them thangs ain’t even crispy at all…he could’ve at least threw on a fresh pair. They look like two deflated rugby balls. And did Pauletta accidentally grab a pillow off the Huffman Koos in haste thinking it was her clutch?















Trio Bizzarro: Madonna, Sting and Tupac - circa 1995

A new book “Madonna: Like an Icon” mentions that Madonna was dating Tupac:

“Madonna, in her mid-30's, “desperately wanted children and had various relationships with unlikely men.” The singer’s friend Alison Clarkson recalls when she was briefly dating Tupac Shakur, one year before his death.

“She was going out with him … but homegirls were saying to him, ‘I can’t believe you’re going out with a white girl,’” - so she got dumped! ”
OHHHH DIP!



Some 11 years since anyone gave an ish about the dude, cluelessly doomed Oxygen Network has greenlighted an unscripted series starring rapper Coolio that will follow his “trials and tribulations as he tries to balance his work with his role as a single parent raising six teenagers.” The network has ordered 6 half-hour episodes of the series, titled “Coolio & the Gang,” set to air in second-quarter 2008. Ummm, wow. Lest we forget, NBC Universal is buying Oxygen for $925 million.
Coolio, whose recording career took off in 1995 (and ended a year later), boasts three platinum albums and six top 10 hits, including "Gansta's Paradise" and "Fantastic Voyage." The series will show him balancing his life as a family man with his rap career and launching his own clothing line. ”

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The History of Banks

I've often wondered how the first banks got started.

How or why would you trust someone else with your money? Back in the days before the FDIC and all that. Back during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, how did you build trust like that?

Wouldn't the concept have seemed totally insane? Why would you trust anyone besides yourself or your family with your gold? "Let me get this straight, YOU want to hold MY GOLD and you say you will keep it safe? And while you're holding my gold you might lend it to someone else?!"

Naturally, these days we think nothing of it. We dump our money into banks because we know it'll be safe; safer than keeping it stuffed under our mattress. We have time on our side and the history of the past to trust. We have hindsight. But what about in the days before there were giant banks on every corner? How did the concept ever get off the ground in the frontier days?

Well, I learned the history of banking is closely related to the history of money. As monetary payments became important, people looked for ways to safely store their money and just as trade grew, merchants looked for ways of borrowing money to fund expeditions.



The first banks were probably the religious temples of the ancient world, and were probably established sometime back in the 3rd millennium B.C.

Some say banks may have predated the invention of money. Deposits initially consisted of grain and later other goods including cattle, agricultural implements, and eventually precious metals such as gold, in the form of easy-to-carry compressed plates.

Temples and palaces were the safest places to store gold as they were constantly attended and well built. As sacred places, temples presented an extra deterrent to would-be thieves.

There are extant records of loans from the 18th century BC in Babylon that were made by temple priests to merchants. And by the time of Hammurabi's Code, banking was well enough developed to justify the promulgation of laws governing banking operations.

Hammurabi's Code was created in 1760 BC by the sixth Babylonian King, Hammurabi. It is one of the earliest extant sets of laws, and one of the best preserved examples of this type of document from ancient Babylon.

The text contains a list of crimes and their various punishments, as well as settlements for common disputes and guidelines for citizens' conduct. The Code does not provide opportunity for explanation or excuses, though it does imply one's right to present evidence. The stele was openly displayed for all to see; thus, no man could plead ignorance of the law as an excuse. Scholars, however, presume that few people could read in that era, as literacy was primarily the domain of scribes.

Hammurabi's Code is often pointed to as the first example of the legal concept that some laws are so basic as to be beyond the ability of even a king to change. Thus, your boy Hammurabi had the laws inscribed in stone, so they were immutable. It covered nearly everything Tribal influences from classes to property law to hired labour to debt and trade to family law, marriage, divorce, childbearing, adoption, Heirs, Adultery... to punishments for breaking these codes.

Ye Ol' Ancient Greece holds further evidence of banking. Greek temples, as well as private and civic entities, conducted financial transactions such as loans, deposits, currency exchange, and validation of coinage. There is evidence too of credit, whereby in return for a payment from a client, a moneylender in one Greek port would write a credit note for the client who could "cash" the note in another city, saving the client the danger of carting coinage with him on his journey.

Pythius, who operated as a merchant banker throughout Asia Minor at the beginning of the 5th century B.C., is the first individual banker of whom we have records. Many of the early bankers in Greek city-states were “metics” or foreign residents. Around 371 B.C., Pasion, a slave, became the wealthiest and most famous Greek banker, gaining his freedom and Athenian citizenship in the process.

The fourth century B.C. saw increased use of credit-based banking in the Mediterranean world. In Egypt, from early times, grain had been used as a form of money in addition to precious metals, and state granaries functioned as banks. When Egypt fell under the rule of a Greek dynasty, the Ptolemies (330-323 B.C.), the numerous scattered government granaries were transformed into a network of grain banks, centralised in Alexandria where the main accounts from all the state granary banks were recorded. This banking network functioned as a trade credit system in which payments were effected by transfer from one account to another without money passing.

In the late third century B.C., the barren Aegean island of Delos, known for its magnificent harbour and famous temple of Apollo, became a prominent banking center. As in Egypt, cash transactions were replaced by real credit receipts and payments were made based on simple instructions with accounts kept for each client. With the defeat of its main rivals, Carthage and Corinth, by the Romans, the importance of Delos increased. Consequently it was natural that the bank of Delos should become the model most closely imitated by the banks of Rome.

Naturally, ancient Rome perfected the administrative aspect of banking and saw greater regulation of financial institutions and financial practices. Charging interest on loans and paying interest on deposits became more highly developed and competitive. The development of Roman banks was limited, however, by the Roman preference for cash transactions. During the reign of the Roman emperor Gallienus (260-268 CE), there was a temporary breakdown of the Roman banking system after the banks rejected the flakes of copper produced by his mints. With the ascent of Christianity, banking became subject to additional restrictions, as the charging of interest was seen as immoral. After the fall of Rome, banking was abandoned in western Europe and did not revive until the time of the crusades.

Most early religious systems in the ancient Near East, and the secular codes arising from them, did not forbid interest. These societies regarded inanimate matter as alive, like plants, animals and people, and capable of reproducing itself. Hence if you lent 'food money', or monetary tokens of any kind, it was legitimate to charge interest.



"Food money" in the shape of olives, dates, seeds or animals was lent out as early as c. 5000 BC, if not earlier. Among the Mesopotamians, Hittites, Phoenicians and Egyptians, interest was legal and often fixed by the state. But the Jews took a different view of the matter.

The Torah and later sections of the Hebrew Bible criticise interest-taking, but interpretations of the Biblical prohibition vary. One common understanding is that Jews are forbidden to charge interest upon loans made to other Jews, but allowed to charge interest on transactions with non-Jews, or Gentiles. However, the Hebrew Bible itself gives numerous examples where this provision was evaded. Johnson holds that the Hebrew Bible treats the lending as philanthropy in a poor community whose aim was collective survival, but which is not obliged to be charitable towards outsiders.



By 1200 there was a large and growing volume of long-distance and international trade in a number of agricultural commodities and manufactured goods in western Europe, including corn, wool, finished cloth, wine, salt, wax and tallow, leather and leather goods, and weapons and armour.

By the 1390's silver was short all over Europe, except in Venice.

By 1450 almost all of the mints of northwest Europe had closed down for lack of silver. The last money-changer in the major French port of Dieppe went out of business in 1446.



In 1455 the Turks overran the Serbian silver mines, and in 1460 captured the last Bosnian mine. The last Venetian silver grosso was minted in 1462. Several Venetian banks failed, and so did the Strozzi bank of Florence, the second largest in the city. Even the smallest of small change became scarce

OK, lets skip a few hundred years because I'm getting bored...

Modern Western economic and financial history is usually traced back to the coffee houses of London. The London Royal Exchange was established in 1565. At that time moneychangers were already called bankers, though the term "bank" usually referred to their offices, and did not carry the meaning it does today. There was also a hierarchical order among professionals; at the top were the bankers who did business with heads of state, next were the city exchanges, and at the bottom were the pawn shops or "Lombard"'s. Some European cities today have a Lombard street where the pawn shop was located.

After the siege of Antwerp trade moved to Amsterdam. In 1609 the Amsterdamsche Wisselbank (Amsterdam Exchange Bank) was founded which made Amsterdam the financial centre of the world until the Industrial Revolution.

Banking offices were usually located near centers of trade, and in the late 17th century, the largest centers for commerce were the ports of Amsterdam, London, and Hamburg. Individuals could participate in the lucrative East India trade by purchasing bills of credit from these banks, but the price they received for commodities was dependent on the ships returning (which often didn't happen on time) and on the cargo they carried (which often wasn't according to plan). The commodities market was very volatile for this reason, and also because of the many wars that led to cargo seizures and loss of ships.

Around the time of your boy Adam Smith (circa 1776) there was a massive growth in the banking industry. Within the new system of ownership and investment, the State's intervention in economic affairs was reduced and barriers to competition were removed. Smith was a Scottish moral philosopher and a pioneering political economist. He is a major contributor to the modern perception of free market economics.

Fast forward about 200 years...

In the 1970's, a number of smaller crashes tied to the policies put in place following the depression, resulted in deregulation and privatisation of government-owned enterprises in the 1980's, indicating that governments of industrial countries around the world found private-sector solutions to problems of economic growth and development preferable to state-operated, semi-socialist programs. This spurred a trend that was already prevalent in the business sector, large companies becoming global and dealing with customers, suppliers, manufacturing, and information centres all over the world.

Global banking and capital market services proliferated during the 1980's and 1990's as a result of a great increase in demand from companies, governments, and financial institutions, but also because financial market conditions were buoyant and, on the whole, bullish. Interest rates in the United States declined from about 15% for two-year U.S. Treasury notes to about 5% during the 20-year period, and financial assets grew then at a rate approximately twice the rate of the world economy. Such growth rate would have been lower, in the last twenty years, were it not for the profound effects of the internationalization of financial markets especially U.S. Foreign investments, particularly from Japan, who not only provided the funds to corporations in the U.S., but also helped finance the federal government; thus, transforming the U.S. stock market by far into the largest in the world.

"The Moneymasters": documentary on central banking and the history of banking

Major events in banking history
Florentine banking — The Medicis and Pittis among others
Knights Templar- earliest Euro wide /Mideast banking 1100-1300.
Banknotes — Introduction of paper money
1602 - First joint-stock company, the Dutch East India Company founded
1720 - The South Sea Bubble and John Law's Mississippi Scheme, which caused a European financial crisis and forced many bankers out of business
1781 - The Bank of North America was found by the Continental Congress
1800 - Rothschild family founds Euro wide banking.
1803 - The Louisiana Purchase was the largest land deal in history
1929 - Stock market crash
1989 - junk bond scandal and charges against Michael Milken resulted in new legislation for investment banks
2001 - Enron bankruptcy, causing new legislation for annual reporting

Oldest private banks
Monte dei Paschi di Siena 1472 - present.
Barclays which was founded by John Freame and Thomas Gould in 1690. The bank was renamed to Barclays by Freame's son-in-law, James Barclay, in 1736.
Hope & Co., founded in 1762.
Barings Bank founded in 1806.
Rothschild family 1700 - present.
For French banking history, read the History of banks in France (in English or in French) on the FBF website.

Oldest national banks
Bank of Sweden — The rise of the national banks
Bank of England — The evolution of modern central banking policies
Bank of America — The invention of centralised check and payment processing technology
Swiss banking
United States Banking
The Pennsylvannia Land Bank, founded in 1723 and receiving the support of Benjamin Franklin who wrote "Modest Enquiry into the Nature and Necessity of a Paper Currency" in 1729.
Imperial Bank of Persia (Iran) — History of banking in the Middle-East

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Stop Editorialising the Weather!


I'm pretty sure I've said it before, but I'll sayeth again: Stop Editorialising the Weather!

The weather is the only part of "the news" where its somehow OK to editorialise and I'm tired of it. Just tell me if it's going to be hot or cold tomorrow and sit the fuck down. You wanna wear a funny hat or tell me about some lady who's gonna turn 103 tomorrow, fine, but that's it. You're job is done. Don't use any adjectives whatsoever!

I am so tired of weatherpeople assuming everyone loves the heat. Just tell me its going to be "warm" tomorrow, do not preface "warm" with "nice". It's always "nice and warm". Fuck that. You think Eskimo's want that shit?!

Don't report the weather in this mournful & maudlin tone when its going to be cold.

Stop assuming the entire world is begging for a 95 degree day, because they aren't.

Personally, I don't associate the word "beautiful" with "90 degrees" ever (unless it refers to an oven en route to 350 degrees to make me brownies) so stop speaking for me and my people!

Stop Editorialising the Weather!!!!!

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Stem cells for dummies

Stem cells are the new black. The hot new accessory.

Stem cell research has been hailed for the potential to revolutionise the future of medicine with the ability to regenerate damaged and diseased organs. On the other hand, stem cell research has been highly controversial — within a large faction of functional lunatics — due to the ethical issues (read: religious issues) concerned with the culture and use of stem cells derived from human embryos.



OK, but what the fuck is a stem cell?

Stem cells have the remarkable potential to develop into many different cell types in the body. Serving as a sort of repair system for the body, they can theoretically divide without limit to replenish other cells as long as the person or animal is still alive. When a stem cell divides, each new cell has the potential to either remain a stem cell or become another type of cell with a more specialized function, such as a muscle cell, a red blood cell, or a brain cell. Stay with me...

There are three classes of stem cells: totipotent, multipotent, and pluripotent.

A fertilized egg is considered totipotent, meaning that its potential is total; it gives rise to all the different types of cells in the body.

Stem cells that can give rise to a small number of different cell types are generally called multipotent.

And pluripotent stem cells can give rise to any type of cell in the body except those needed to develop a fetus.

OK, but where do stem cells come from?
Pluripotent stem cells are isolated from human embryos that are a few days old. Cells from these embryos can be used to create pluripotent stem cell "lines" —cell cultures that can be grown indefinitely in the laboratory. Pluripotent stem cell lines have also been developed from fetal tissue obtained from fetal tissue after 8 weeks.



Once a stem cell line is established from a cell in the body, it is essentially immortal, no matter how it was derived. That is, the researcher using the line will not have to go through the rigorous procedure necessary to isolate stem cells again. Once established, a cell line can be grown in the laboratory indefinitely and cells may be frozen for storage or distribution to other researchers.

Stem cell lines grown in the lab provide scientists with the opportunity to engineer them for use in transplantation or treatment of diseases.



For example, before scientists can use any type of tissue, organ, or cell for transplantation, they must overcome attempts by a patient's immune system to reject the transplant. In the future, scientists may be able to modify human stem cell lines in the laboratory by using gene therapy or other techniques to overcome this immune rejection. Scientists might also be able to replace damaged genes or add new genes to stem cells in order to give them characteristics that can ultimately treat diseases! It's like Inner Space but real and without Dennis Quaid.

So why are doctors and scientists so excited about stem cells?
Stem cells have potential in many different areas of health and medical research. To start with, studying stem cells will help us to understand how they transform into the dazzling array of specialised cells that make us what we are. Some of the most serious medical conditions, such as cancer and birth defects, are due to problems that occur somewhere in this process. A better understanding of normal cell development will allow us to understand and perhaps correct the errors that cause these medical conditions.

Another potential application of stem cells is making cells and tissues for medical therapies. Today, donated organs and tissues are often used to replace those that are diseased or destroyed. Unfortunately, the number of people needing a transplant far exceeds the number of organs available for transplantation. Pluripotent stem cells offer the possibility of a renewable source of replacement cells and tissues to treat a myriad of diseases, conditions, and disabilities including Parkinson's and Alzheimer's diseases, spinal cord injury, stroke, burns, heart disease, diabetes, osteoarthritis and rheumatoid arthritis.

Scientists have only been able to do experiments with human embryonic stem cells since 1998, when a group led by Dr. James Thomson at the University of Wisconsin developed a technique to isolate and grow the cells. Moreover, federal funds to support hESC research have only been available since August 9, 2001, when Bush announced his decision on federal funding for hESC research. Because many academic researchers rely on federal funds to support their laboratories, they are just beginning to learn how to grow and use the cells. Thus, although hESC are thought to offer potential cures and therapies for many devastating diseases, research using them is still in its early stages.



Adult stem cells such as blood-forming stem cells in bone marrow (called hematopoietic stem cells, or HSCs) are currently the only type of stem cell commonly used to treat human diseases.

Doctors have been transferring HSCs in bone marrow transplants for over 40 years. More advanced techniques of collecting, or "harvesting", HSCs are now used in order to treat leukemia, lymphoma and several inherited blood disorders.

The clinical potential of adult stem cells has also been demonstrated in the treatment of other human diseases that include diabetes and advanced kidney cancer. However, these newer uses have involved studies with a very limited number of patients.

Individual states still have the authority to pass laws to permit human embryonic stem cell research using state funds. Unless Congress passes a law that bans it, states may pay for research using human embryonic stem cell lines that are not eligible for federal funding.

"Wrap it up, I'll take it."
Stem cells are unprogrammed cells in the human body that can be described as "shape shifters." These cells have the ability to change into other types of cells. Stem cells are at the center of a new field of science called regenerative medicine. Because stem cells can become bone, muscle, cartilage and other specialized types of cells, they have the potential to treat many diseases, including Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, diabetes and cancer. Eventually, they may also be used to regenerate organs, reducing the need for organ transplants and related surgeries.

Stem cells can typically be broken into four types:
Embryonic stem cells - Stem cells taken from human embryos
Fetal stem cells- ...from aborted fetal tissue
Umbilical stem cells - ...from umbilical cords
Adult stem cells - ...from adult tissue

Embryonic and fetal stem cells have the potential to morph into a greater variety of cells than adult stem cells do.

In April 2001, researchers at UCLA and the University of Pittsburgh found stem cells in fat sucked out of liposuction patients (Mmmmmm.) Previously, stem cells were found only in bone marrow, brain tissue and fetal tissue — sources that have caused both logistical and ethical problems.

Stem cells from fat have the ability to mature into other types of specific cells, including muscle, bone and cartilage, but how many other types is still unknown.

Prior to being transplanted into a person's tissue to begin regeneration of that tissue, stem cells have to go through differentiation. Differentiation is the process by which scientists pre-specialise the stem cells, almost like pre-programming the stem cells to become specific cells.

These cells are then injected into the area of the body being targeted for tissue regeneration. When stem cells come into contact with growth chemicals in the body, the chemicals program the stem cells to grow into the tissue surrounding it.

Stem cells are already being used to treat leukemia and some joint repairs. For example, a bone-marrow transplant is accomplished by injecting stem cells from a donor into the bloodstream of the patient. Stem cells from bone marrow also have the ability to repair the liver. Researchers are studying stem cells to find out if they could correct brain damage resulting from Parkinson's disease.



The next step will be to learn what influences stem cells to change into particular types of cells. Once that's known, it will be possible to grow cells that perfectly match those of the patients.

OK? Enough now, leave me alone.

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Peter Lance, prophet.


DeVecchio

As the trial of ex-FBI agent Lindley DeVecchio unfolds lots of intriguing peripheral facts are coming to light; often eclipsing the DeVecchio story itself.

DeVecchio is charged with four counts of murder in what authorities have called one of the worst law enforcement corruption cases in U.S. history.

The crux of the case is focused on DeVecchio and his working relationship with Colombo boss, Gregory Scarpa Sr. Scarpa was one of the toughest gangsters the mob has ever seen.

Prosecutors say Scarpa plied Agent DeVecchio with cash, jewelry, liquor and hookers in exchange for confidential information on suspected rats and rivals in the late 1980's and early 90's mob wars.

Yesterday Linda Schiro took the stand. Schiro was Gregory Scarpa Sr.'s long-time girlfriend.


Love birds: Gregory Scarpa Sr. and Linda Schiro in 1991

Scarpa died behind bars in 1994 but yesterday in court, his girlfriend Linda dropped a bomb amongst bombs.

Linda testified that the FBI used the mafia's muscle to solve the 1964 disappearance of three civil rights volunteers in Mississippi; becoming the first witness to repeat in open court a story that has been underworld lore for years; a story I first learned, among many others, in the pages of Peter Lance's eye-opening book, "Cover Up". Go buy it today on your lunch break, you won't be disappointed.

So Linda said that her boyfriend was recruited by the FBI to help find the volunteers' bodies. She said Scarpa later told her he put a gun in a Ku Klux Klansman's mouth and forced him to reveal the whereabouts of the victims.

The notion that Scarpa strong-armed a Klan member into giving up information about one of the most notorious crimes of the civil rights era has been talked about in mob circles for years.

It supposedly happened during the search for civil rights workers James Chaney, Michael Schwerner and Andrew Goodman, who were beaten and shot by a gang of Klansmen and buried in an earthen dam near Philadelphia, Miss. The case was famously dramatised in the movie "Mississippi Burning''

Investigators struggled for answers in the early days of the case, stymied by stonewalling Klan members.

Linda testified that after being recruited by the F.B.I., she and Scarpa traveled to Mississippi in 1964. She said they walked into the hotel where the FBI had gathered during the investigation, and the gangster winked at a group of agents. She said an agent later showed up in their room and handed Scarpa a gun.



The killings galvanised the struggle for equality in the South and helped bring about passage of the 1964 Civil Rights Act. Seven people were convicted at the time, but none served more than six years.

Mississippi later reopened the case, winning a manslaughter conviction against former Klansmen and part-time preacher Edgar Ray Killen two years ago. He is now serving a 60-year prison sentence.

Amazingly Schiro's story about the Mississippi episode were only a brief part of her full day of testimony.

Related:

Ex-FBI Agent Probed In Mob Hits {Gangland News}

al Qaeda meets The Mob meets The FBI meets al Qaeda

A MAFIA WISEGUY UNCOVERS A TREASURE TROVE OF EVIDENCE ON AL QAEDA {Peter Lance.com}

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29 October 2007

Reclaiming the L.E.S.





















By way of Jezebel, a dude spills the beans about life as an American Apparel employee.

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Who would win the Battle of the Inane?



VS.

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When did "one size fits ALL" become
"one size fits most"?




When did "one size fits all" become "one size fits most"? I'm assuming it was 'round the same time as the dawn of 3 liter "Thirst Busters" and "Super Size" options on everything. My personal favourite was Burger King's version of super-sizing. BK coined the hysterical, albeit grammatically incorrect, "Go Large" and "Go King" commands.

Did someone sue to have that term changed to "one size fits most"? If that isn't a perfect 2007 lawsuit I dunno what it is. Some fat dude in a K-Mart tries on a "one size fits ALL" crew neck Garfield sweatshirt and it doesn't fit him, so he hooks up with an attorney and sues. Ain't that America. Was that the America my boy John Cougatz was talking about?

I'm not about to get all Morgan Spurlock or Eric Schlosser on you or anything but have any of you ever been able to fit into an article of clothing sold at Banana Republic? Because I haven't.

As a man of larger carriage, I recognise things that others may not. Such as:

What's the deal with the psychology of sizing? Is it some sort of feel-good trick to fuck with your self-esteem?

For instance: when some stores boast of a big upcoming sale the night before they'll have clerks work overtime to hike up all the price tags so in the morning you'll think you're getting 50% off an item, and you will be, however it'll be 50% off the new jacked up price which normally ends up being the same price before the sale. It's admittedly evil genius!

And so some stores do the same evil genius shit with the cuts of their cloth. In certain outlets you'll swim in their XL while in other stores you won't even be able to fit one ham hock through! So naturally, those of larger carriage, may prefer to shop in the stores where they slide into XL's when normally they'll rock XXL or XXXXXXXXL's or whathaveyou.

Ah, whatever. I really have no point here. I just felt like wondering aloud "when did "one size fits all" become "one size fits most"?

I'll end with a Minutemen quote; from a fellow man of larger carriage: D.Boon

"Let the products sell themselves
fuck advertising and commercial psychology
psychological methods to sell should be destroyed
because of their own blind involvement
in their own conditioned closed minds
the unit bonded together
morals
ideals
awareness
progress
let yourself be heard"

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The End of An Error


It's not 1996 anymore, or 1998 or 2000. It hasn't been in some time, folks. The last 7 years of your Yankees were marred by decent regular seasons and playoff appearances, but no championships. And that's what counts, right?

So now Torre is gone. Your $252 million man just went A-WOL. Joe Girardi will be named your new fearless leader later today and last night the Red Sox won the World Series. Again. I think that was your death knell.

Thank you, and goodnight. Say hello to New York Yankees baseball, circa 1983.

Let's go Mets.

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Mad World


“All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, Worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, Going nowhere...”

So your boy Richard Kelly, the fluke smash hit director of the post-DVD-release-gone-cult “Donnie Darko” is finally letting his NEW movie off the leash.



He has recut the film “Southland Tales” about 18 times since it was poorly received at Cannes; not to mention it had already been 6 years since “Donnie Darko”. I suppose he's become a perfectionist worried about being a one-hit wonder.

But of course your boy won't admit that. He says the movie is about “the end of Western civilization as we know it,” and that's why it took so damn long. Hmmmm. OK, sounds cool; maybe he was filming it in real time. The movie stars, among others, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Justin Timberlake and Dwayne Johnsons a.k.a Can U Smell What The Rock Is Cooking?

Ummmm... Yeah... About that...


The movie also stars Seann William Scott (Stifler from American Pie) and stupid Mandy Moore. Can someone remind me again why Mandy Moore is famous?

“Southland Tales,” set to open on 14 November, unfolds during the 2008 presidential campaign in a parallel-reality America. Not unlike “Donnie Darko” which took place circa 1988 presidential election.

From The Times: “The country is reeling from a 2005 nuclear attack in Texas and apparently heading for an even bigger catastrophe. A cosmic phantasmagoria studded with pop-culture luminaries including Dwayne (the Rock) Johnson, Justin Timberlake and Sarah Michelle Gellar, the movie traces a tangled web of interlocking conspiracies. The result is something like a Comic Book of Revelation, an Armageddon countdown in a plastic-fantastic universe where celebrities are military pawns in the Iraq war, and the quest for alternative energy is linked to Nikola Tesla’s tidal-wave generator and a breach in the space-time continuum. ”

After the bad showing at Cannes, your boy shortened the film about a half hour, added $1 million worth of special FX and cut Janeane Garofalo out of the movie altogether. That's harsh.

I dunno, The Times is saying some shit that is giving me douche chills. Some stuff about the characters quoting a lot of gratuitous Marx and New Testament; some other scene with Justin Timberlake, who plays a disfigured war veteran, drinking a beer, sneering and lip-syncing along to The Killers.

I dunno. Sounds like your boy might be afraid of failure, afraid of being a one-hit wonder and resting on his kitschy 80's laurels.

Whats so wrong with being Toni Basil or Frankie Goes to Hollywood?

I guess we'll see...

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Naked Lunch: Strange Foods and Errant Boobs



















I can appreciate Las Vegas and what it stands for; Man's Ruin, temptation and sin, Sodom and Gomorrah... all that good shit. All your vices in one place. I get it. I respect its lure and its psychological power of depravity.

I've seen many good men unravel within those 4,000 square miles in the middle of the desert. People lose their minds out there. I've seen it happen; I've seen that unforgettable fire of desire in their eyes and knew it was time to leave. The point of no return when dudes start renting yellow Lamborghinis and demanding an advance on their predicted take-home pay from a tour.

Anyway, thats not my point here. My point is that I never understood the idea of hot buffets in strip clubs. I haven't been to many strip clubs in my day, its just not my thing. Watching girls writhe for singles just isn't my bag. Having a girl on your lap and not being allowed to touch them? How is that fun!? It sounds like Chinese water torture to me. I've never understood that whole scene, honestly. I'm not playing the sensitive role here.

Why would you knowingly go to a place where plastic titted cartoon women undulate but you can only sit there and watch? It sounds very Catholic to me or some sort of religious guilt. Like have all your vices before you, but just sit there and be still. It's like vile and virtuous at the same time.

But wait, that is still not my point; bear with me, I'm all over the place this morning. I must've had some good R.E.M. sleep.

My point is: what is the deal with food and naked women? I think its sort of gross. I mean, do men love buffalo wings that much? Do we need to completely O.D. on the big game on a giant flat screen, a tray of Sterno©-powered buffalo wings and a giant plastic tit? Wouldn't the giant plastic tit be enough? Do we have to create this unabashed den of iniquity? Couldn't we have stopped at the women willingly objectifying themselves to Mötley Crüe's back catalog? Aren't the buffalo wings overkill? Perhaps I'm too pious to understand; not a real "man".


Mmmmmmmm...that looks Deeeeeeeeelish!

It's odd because I love food and I love sex, but I'm not into crossing the streams. And the idea of ducking into a dark dungeon like a derelict to watch girls dance while eating some room temperature pork fried rice is really disgusting. Perhaps its more the smell and the concept of depravity and LUST mixed with corn fritters and tapioca pudding?















Note: "Gourmet Food"

Perhaps its something deep-seated and Freudian within my subconscious. Perhaps its like the Hebrews with their separate plates for milk and meat but when I think "strange sex" or "strange women" I simply don't get hungry for lukewarm rib tips.


"Today we have a Plat de Côtes braisées à l’Alsatienne, which is short ribs braised in Alsatian beer and Riesling..."

And I've hated the smell of Sterno© since I was a kid. That blue goo; its like liquid napalm basically but safe for weddings and bar mitzvahs. Something about that Sterno© smell is just evil to me. Did you love napalm in WW2? Sure, we all did and now it'll keep your food hot while your guests do the Chicken Dance.

So the idea of a Sterno© in a dark club with bad music and strange, sweaty women? Are you grossed out yet? I am. The smell of a Sterno© is probably the most unappetizing smell, second only to human shit.


If you liked napalm, you'll love Sterno©

I just think some combinations don't work; not everything is peanut butter and chocolate. Just because you like certain things, doesn't automatically mean they should be teamed up as such.

Gambling, cocktails and scantily-clad women? OK, I can hang with that. But sweaty, strange naked bodies and a hot Sterno© buffet? I'm sorry, I'm just not down. And when seedy strip clubs boast of their "free hot buffet" its like a giant, flashing "Do Not Enter" sign to me rather than a bewitching Siren Song.


"Would you like to hear our specials?"

Maybe its like multi-tasking? Maybe the clubs are advertising their hot buffet so you'll think "Oh, well I can go catch a tit and have dinner at the same time. Perfect!"... Sort of like killing two birds with one stone or serving two prison sentences concurrently. And if this is the case, why not have strip-club tax preparation firms or live dancers & an oil change? Have your taxes done while Tanya Topps dances behind your assigned CPA? Get a new air filter for your 1998 Ford Focus while Misty Mountains writhes uncontrollably to Trixter? I mean, if it's all about the multi-tasking, I'd much rather that, wouldn't you?

I dunno.

In closing, I'm down with women and I'm down with naked women. I'm down with food and football. I am not down with naked women COMBINED WITH strange food, tinfoil trays and hot buffets in dark clubs. Call me what you will; I simply don't get it.


kryptonite !

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Now THAT'S a truffle!



Well, its actually a giant meteorite. Laying in bed Sunday morning I heard some monotone lunatic on NPR going on and on about meteorites and what they symbolise to certain cultures and so forth. I was in a hypnopompic state but at one point I recall him saying that meteorites were considered the excrement of stars in certain civilisations and therefore people fear their appearance and run from the sight of them! Can you imagine? I think he used the term "the defecation of stars". I love it; stars taking a shit on us. Amazing.

So anyway, two of the world's most famous meteorites failed to attract buyers at an auction on Sunday, while an ordinary metal mailbox hit by a falling space rock in 1984 was sold for a cool $83,000.

A 30-pound chunk of the Willamette Meteorite, which was found in Oregon in 1902 and has been steeped in ownership controversies* for more than a century, was offered by Bonhams auction house at an estimated value of $1.3 million, but was withdrawn from sale after bidding ended at $300,000.

Similarly, the 1,410-pound Brenham Main Mass, dug out of a central Kansas farm field in 2005, was withdrawn by Bonhams CEO and auctioneer Malcolm Barber after it drew a top bid of only $200,000 well short of the pre-sale estimate of $630,000 to $700,000.

I bet it woulda sold if Cliff and Clair Huxtable were bidding on it.

Big Meteorites Don't Sell at Manhattan Auction {1010 WINS}

* The Willamette Meteorite, was found in Oregon. Its the largest meteorite ever found in the U.S. and the sixth largest in the world. However, no impact crater was preserved at the discovery site therefore many believe the meteorite landed in what is now Canada and was transported to where it was found by moving ice sheets.

photo of the Williamette Meteorite in the early 20th century

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26 October 2007

Human Tetris

Speechless...

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If ya can't take the heat...

I guess Dov was feelin' the heat over his defaced billboard on the corner of East Houston and Allen. Looks like it was replaced yesterday with a girl in a purple & turquoise thong-o-tard and a little teacup dog. Awwww.

THEN:


NOW:

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"I got watches I ain't even seen in months"

Cop that new Jay-Z / Nas joint... "Success" ... Feelin' that underwater Farfisa.

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Morrissey kicked whats-her-face off the tour



So I guess Morrissey asked KRISTEENYOUNG to leave the tour after some comments she made on stage the other night at Hammerstein.


Pose Hard.

Here's the "statement" she released today:<