17 January 2008

George Michael's Memoirs: Guilty Feet Have Got No Rhythm

Old Guilty Feet is writing a book about his life, by himself sans ghost writer he says. Cool, I'll read that shit, bitch. I'm hearing Harper Collins is gonna pay my man the equivalent of $7M. There'd better be pictures, alls I'm saying.

I remember the first time I was in the U.K. looking at the prices of stuff and I said to myself "Gee, everythings the same as at home". Then I realised the pound is like $2 to every 1 American dollar. And then I was like "Woah."

P.S. - The BSA on his jacket stands for Birmingham Small Arms Company. They were a British manufacturer of vehicles, firearms, and military equipment. BSA still exists today as an airgun sport manufacturer. How far the mighty have fallen. But at its peak, BSA was the largest motorcycle producer in the world. HOLLA.

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