Fare Thee Well, Britney

God, I hate TMZ. Under the "influence of an unknown substance", Britney freaked out again last night. Some big "standoff" involving K-Fed, her two sons, six cop cars, two ambulances and a fire truck. Harvey Levin must be in heaven. I hate that dude. Sleaze and slime. And I'm so over Britney now. Enough. Exit stage left. Goodnight, Irene.