Trash author Andrew Morton has written yet another unauthorised biography, this time about Tom Cruise.
In it Morton claims Cruise has become de-facto second in command of the evil Church of Scientology; he also compares Tom's baby daughter Suri to the Devil's child in Rosemary's Baby! BWAAHAHA! This is priceless. Go here and read at once!
Other fine lit by Andrew Morton: "Diana: Her True Story", "Monica's Story", and "Posh and Becks"