04 January 2008

The Secret Lives Of Celebrities, Revealed

Ever wonder what goes on up in that secret office of your favourite club?

U know the one with the gold door and the big, darkened windows that look down on the dance floor like in Carlito's Way, where you imagine the celebs schmooze, then leave through a secret trap door after bumping a few fat rails and drinking all the fancy shit for free?

Well, actually while you're downstairs sweating it out to the thump-thump and paying $14.50 for a Long Island, they're fully clothed, drinking Perrier and playing Connect Four; nine games in a row to be exact.

Kanye vs. Beyonce in the office of Jay-Z's new 40/40 Club in Las Vegas. Holla at ya boy.

from Kanye's blog: "When I was in Europe I would play this game for hours and hours... it helped me zone out. Everybody would get envolved... Derrick Dudley (Common's manager) and Consequence were the best other than me... I beat Lexi... Don C beat Jay... Tony Williams beat Common... but every now and then people would speak of this legendary connect 4 champion........... BEYONCE!!! I had 2 play her!...so last night at Jay's new 40/40 club in Las Vegas (which is sidebar, crazy big w/ 24krt gold flooring, Black Jack tables, $500 slot machines,the biggest projection screen in the universe and the best turkey burgers I've ever had in my life) she beat me 9 times in a row! (and I didn't even spaz lol) above is a photo of the only game I won!"

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