I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for the Material Girl. Her directorial debut, "Filth and Wisdom," premiered this week at the Berlin Film Festival, and the reviews have actually been not all bad.
But when will she ever stop with this fake British accent? Maybe I'm confused because I love my Madonna and I love my British style and all that but the two together? It doesn't work.
Madonna, girrrrrrrl you from Michigan not Manchester! I don't care how many country estates you've got in Gloucestershire, and I don't care how many horses you fall off in in Wiltshire, you're an Italian Catholic from Michigan. C'mon, baby! Enough now.
Leave the fake British accent to Britney Jean.