Jared Comes Clean
A blockbuster...
Jared S. Fogle, born December 1, 1977 in Indianapolis, Indiana, also known as "The Subway Guy" spokesman in their national television advertising campaign has finally come clean.
Noted for his significant weight loss, supposedly attributed to eating Subway sandwiches prior to his hiring by Subway, Jared has admitted he actually had bariatric surgery, more specifically a biliopancreatic diversion.
Jared became a well-recognised national phenomenon and Subway's sales exceeded those of the previous year by 18%. In 2001, they rose another 16%.
Story is developing...
2 comments:
Must suck to spend all that time and money on losing all that weight, only to continue to look like a goofy bastard after all is said and done.
jared had gastric bypass surgery? this may be the most appauling example of false advertising ever
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