21 February 2008

Scandal Rocks Washington: John McCain Has A Penis

Oh my sweet, sweet Lord!
The New York Times has dropped la bomba di finire tutte le bomba. TV's were ablaze all night about it. MSNBC was talking this thing up like the local news with a possible snowstorm. Agggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

Apparently, the Arizona senator may have had a romantic relationship with Vicki Iseman, a telecommunications lobbyist, eight years ago.

In late 1999, McCain wrote a few letters to the FCC on behalf of Florida-based Paxson Communications - which had paid Vicki Iseman as its lobbyist - urging quick consideration of a proposal to buy a television station license in Pittsburgh. At the time, Paxson's CEO was a major contributor to McCain's 2000 presidential campaign.

If anything this will be good for McCain. It will humanise him. He needs that. Right now he comes off a little shell shocked. Knowing the 71-year-old has (or at least had) a penis will be good for the economy.

Clinton had his cigar smoked by a 22-year-old White House intern and was impeached by the House for perjury and obstruction of justice but all we remember about him is economic Camelot, a balanced budget and $559 billion federal surplus!

McCain Says Report on Lobbyist Not True {Associated Press}

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