27 February 2008

Whoopi Goldberg Accepts Oscar Apology, Entire World Resumes Revolving

Ain't nothing hotter than a woman in a salmon coloured XL men's button down oxford. Sizzzzzzzzzzzzzzle. Ow!

God, I hate Whoopi Goldberg. I mean she was brilliant as Oda Mae Brown in Ghost but other than that she's bloody crap and she's always annoyed me for one reason or another.

Whoopi has been crying all week about how she was left out of the montage featuring past Oscar hosts.

Whoopi says she has now "moved on" since crying Monday on The View when her fellow chickenheads clucked about how she was left out of the clip... hoping she'd cry about it.

She has accepted an apology from Oscar producer Gil Cates for not including her in said montage. Whoppi forgettably hosted the equally forgettable Oscars in 1993, 1995, 1998 and 2001.

Yeah, I guess they somehow lost the reels from the incredible Whoopi years among the piles of tapes from Fred Astaire, Bob Hope, Jack Benny, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Carol Burnett, Michael Caine, Charlton Heston, Rock Hudson and Gene Kelly.

Related: Whoopi Goldberg is a fucking idiot from September 4


Anonymous said...

whoopi is just an idiot. i just can't stand how she makes these ignorant comments about other ethnic groups as if she knows what she's talking about.

C. Devine said...

Thank God! I though I was alone im my utter disgust of whoopi goldberg. I cant explain why, but I just cant stand her. I would much rather have my testicals hacked off with a spork than to hear her murmer on word.