19 May 2008

Did you know a recent study carried out by the British Cheese Board claimed that when it came to dream types, Stilton cheese seemed to cause odd dreams, with 75% of men and 85% of women experiencing bizarre and vivid dreams after eating a 20 gram serving of the cheese half an hour before going to sleep.

1. The "British Cheese Board" ? = Hysterical. Where do I sign up?

2. Why are the British always doing studies on the most random shit? Who is funding these studies and, more importantly, who thinks up what they should be studying?!

3. Stilton never gave me bizarre and vivid dreams but Port wine did once and we were in Great Britain; go figure! We spent the night in our tour bus in a parking lot underneath a Tesco just outside of Camden Town. That's all I remember really.

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