05 May 2008

New James Bond Movie Is Still Jinxed; Film Technician Is Knifed

After three near-fatal stunt car crashes the curse of Daniel Craig has struck again after a technician working on the new movie was stabbed with a steak knife in a domestic dispute.

The 58-year-old man was found lying unconscious in a pool of blood yesterday morning after a night out. Police said he had been attacked by a woman in the bedroom of her house in Dornbirn, Austria.

He suffered deep cut wounds to the head and hands, and the first policeman to arrive thought he had died as his pulse was so weak and there was so much blood.

This new movie is so jinxed even Amy Winehouse won't come near it. Amy has backed out of recording the theme to the new movie. According to her producer Mick Mark Ronson, it would take ''some miracle of science'' to finish it, as the singer is ''not ready to record any music.''

Right.

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