O, Susan. What Ever Am I To Do With You?

Just about everyone I know threatened to move to Montreal if Bush was re-elected in 2004.

Well, he was re-elected and, suffice to say, none of my friends moved anywhere.

And now Susan Sarandon is starting up with the "If John McCain gets elected..." threats.

Sarandon says she'll move to Italy or Canada if McCain wins.

Very well then, Susan. Very well.

No word yet on whether or not her famous bust would stay behind in the states or go along with her.