I bag bitches up at John Jay and go hit a matinée

Trojan is giving out free condoms today for all New Yorkers thanks to the Health Department's wonderful recent announcement that 1 in 4 New Yorkers has genital herpes —compared to the national average of 1 in 5 Americans.

As per Trojan's clever little press release, "TROJAN GIVES OUT THOUSANDS OF FREE CONDOMS TO STOP BLISTERING NEW YORK 'HEAT' OF ANOTHER KIND."

Gross.

Anyway, here's where you can grab a free rubber to replace the expired one in your wallet (hey-ohhhhh)

Have a good weekend!

7:00 AM – 10:00 AM
Columbus Circle
Atlantic Terminal
Whitehall Ferry Terminal
Queensboro Plaza
149th St Grand Concourse

now until 3:00 PM
Hell’s Kitchen 45th + 9th
Borough Hall
Astoria – 30th Street
Wall Street
Upper East Side (oh well, that narrows it down, huh?)