05 July 2008

Battle of the Arguably Relevant

Madonna's on the brink of a North American tour. Ticket sales are sluggish at best. Dodger Stadium is only half sold-out making promoters pensive about her 4 night engagement at Madison Square Garden.

Suddenly we hear her marriage to Guy Ritchie (Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch director) is on the rocks and voilĂ ! Madonna's face is on every newsstand again.

Then it gets even spicier as we hear 49-year-old Madonna is having an affair with 32-year-old Yankee 3rd baseman, "A-Rod".

O, but wait, there's more spin yet...

Yesterday, the Daily News reported that A-Rod and his wife Cynthia were also on the verge of separation and not only that but C-Rod is allegedly having an affair, too, with the insufferable Lenny Kravitz.


I smell a rat.

For not only are Madonna & Lenny's careers somewhat floundering —and would benefit from a little headline grabbing controversy right about now— Madonna, A-Rod and Lenny Kravitz all have the same manager!

Are you smelling bullshit yet?

What's really sad is that A-Rod and his wife just had a baby who is now 4-months-old.

Call me old fashioned but if any of this drama turns out to be true, the 4-month-old baby is the one I truly feel sorry for as collateral damage.

Which leads me to this verdict: Fuck all these people.

Also See: Synonym-Challenged Kravitz Still Singing About Love

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

with you 100% on this one jb!