07 August 2008

Recipe for the lady sitting next to me on the bus this morning

2 tablespoons violet baby powder
3/4 teaspoon soil (or dirt)
1/2 tablespoon dirty diaper
1/2 cup speaking on cellphone in Russian
Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center of the woman comes out clean.

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