So I had heartburn yesterday so I decided I needed a small vanilla milkshake. In Midtown? Whereto? Why, McDonalds of course!
I walk up to the guy,
"One small vanilla milkshake, please."He sort of rolls his eyes around like he's thinking real hard, sucks his teeth, closes his eyes. Literally 4 seconds pass. I'm waiting... waiting... finally he spits it out,
"Uh... yeah... we ain't got no vanilla milkshakes today, uh, they coming out, like, a little chocolaty."I turned around and walked out. Wow. Total Jedi Mind tricks. Ever deal with someone so dumb they just leave you speechless and numb?
*Insult to injury: Snow Patrol was playing on the McDonalds PA. Kill me.